Selfie Toaster Puts Your Ugly Mug on Your Toast


The Selfie Toaster allows you to burn a hazy image of yourself, or just about anything else you can imagine, onto a piece of toast. Personally, I would not be so interested in eating an image of my own face, as I would be in creating a vague piece of religious iconography – something that could separate not-too-bright, religious wishful thinkers the world over from their hard-earned money via eBay.

Price: $75 [This is Why I’m Broke]


About the author: C. S. Magor


C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and reporter at large for Uberreview and We Interrupt. He currently resides in a sleepy basin town in the Japanese countryside - where both his bank balance and the lack of space in his home are testament to his addiction to all things shiny.

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