Brewing up a fresh cup of coffee takes time that some people just don’t have. When you throw food into the equation, it further complicates the matter, eating takes time as well and when you are rushing towards that midnight deadline, food often gets sacrificed for the greater good. Engobi thinks they have a solution to the food vs. caffeine dilemma that faces so many of us on a semi-daily basis; they call it Energy Go Bites.

These caffeine-infused potato chips could succeed in doing what no snack has done before, bringing us caffeine and snack sustenance in one hit. Hopefully, they come in a grease-free formula so that you can keep on plugging away while eating without oiling up your ‘board.

Unfortunately, there is a hitch in the Engobi plan for global snack domination; apparently, the flavors of Cinnamon Surge and Lemon Lift that do not taste very good, but considering they only cost $1.29 per bag, it is not really going to hurt to find out.

If anyone has tried them, drop us a line, we would love to hear from you.

Price: $1.29 [Engobi via Geekologie, Coolest Gadgets]

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There are a few reasons that you might find yourself needing a bit of time on an Alter G G-Trainer:

• You want low impact aerobic conditioning.
• You are recovering from lower extremity injury or surgery.
• You have a neurological condition that affects your gait and you would like to work on it.
• You are elderly and would like to do some strengthening and conditioning.
• You are in desperate need of weight control.

Seriously folks, this is a cool looking piece of exercise equipment and it just might save you from a dialing wand. It will compensate for up to 80% of your body weight and is adjustable in 1% increments. As you get stronger, you reduce the compensation until you don’t need it any more. It is FDA approved, so they must be doing something right.

The physical lifting force generated by the G-Trainer comes from a difference in air pressure around the user’s body. Normal environmental air pressure is approximately 15psi. The maximum amount of air pressure used in the G-Trainer, if the user chooses to reduce effective body weight at the maximum 80%, is 16.5psi, so the difference is very slight. At the maximum air pressure, the user experience feels similar to the pressure against your feet if you were standing in waist-high water, but without the resistance or movement of water.

Source: New Launches, Oh Gizmo

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When it comes to buying strange stuff online most people think of eBay, but since Amazon is the world’s largest online store and retailers all want a piece of the action, it too has some fine rare junk stuff sitting in the corner of warehouses.

The list below is just a small collection of some of the strange stuff you can find at Amazon. What makes the majority of these items extra special is the priceless reviews that people have submitted. A small sample of these reviews are included for your reading pleasure with even more on the product pages. My question to you is this. Do you think you can write a funnier review for these products? Enter our write a fake funny review contest to win a $100 Amazon gift certificate. Contest details are at the bottom of the page.

Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

I ordered one of these assuming, obviously, that in the vein of similarly named “-man” products, portability would be its chief component. Walkman, Discman, etc, all distinguish themselves from other identical products by the fact that they are portable and can be carried and used anywhere. I felt some suspicion when the crate arrived in a semi truck and required two men and a hydraulic liftgate to unload it on the patio next to my Fuller dome. Sure enough, when I finished bagging up the last of the 20 cubic yards of foam packing peanuts and took the time to closely examine the machine it was clear it would not easily clip to my belt or swing suspended around my neck by a lanyard. What a disappointment! I’m often struck by the urge for complete relaxation when traveling, commuting to work, or competing in the Extreme Fighting championship. Now that sweet escape from the brutal trials of life will have to wait until I’ve landed my autogyro in the backyard and hunkered down in this oversized coffin: the deceptively named “Relaxman”.

Price:$39,000

Uranium Ore

My son wanted Play Doh for his birthday but unfortunately Toys ‘R’ Us was sold out of it. I figured this would be the next best thing. He absolutely LOVES it and told me he wishes he had a third hand because its so much fun! I told him maybe his kids would have better luck. A dozen more cans are on their way! Thanks Amazon.com!

Price: $22.95

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

I’ll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I’ve purchased overpriced, so-called “battle tanks”, then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I’m dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can’t say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I’m dropping off my kid’s team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it’ll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn’t full size.

Overall, a great tank.

Price: $20,000

Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne

I was about to buy a gold plated toilet before I saw this. Now that the good old gold toilet is inferior I did not want my bottom to have an inferiority complex. Now My bottom and I are complete and I feel satisfied going to the bathroom knowing that It will take me over a lifetime to pay of the debt from buying this.

Price: $12,000
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