I just received this off the tip line and all I can say is, Darth Vader would clean house on Dancing with the stars. The video below is priceless but on the long side, so save yourself some time and fast forward to 3:11 and enjoy.
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While you won’t look tough with a little tattoo bandage on your paper cut, you might be amused. They look better than the Disney bandages that my mother used to buy for the whole family, even when I was in high school. I would rather have a pair of flaming dice than Mickey or worse Minnie on my gaping wound. Other than the “Mom,” anchor and flaming dice designs, these are regular adhesive bandages in every way, and silly designs won’t make you heal faster. They won’t boost your street cred and the tattooed biker at your local bar might think that you are mocking his real Mom tattoo, but they are kinda cool in a childish way, don’t you think?
When it comes to teens and their music, tv shows, and clothes, I am at a loss ( probably because most of it is crap ). Nonetheless, the one thing we both have in common is a love for technology. So, you take the fashionable rubber wristband and combine it with a 256MB flash drive and some Disney marketing and voila! Disneyland can afford to pay the poor people inside those costumes for another day.
The Disney USB Wristband features colorful designs with one of three popular character themes: Mickey, Minnie, and Stitch.
In a seedy shop in the wrong part of town, I happened upon an unusual discovery, Pirates of the Caribbean electronic products. There was a Pirates of the Caribbean TV/DVD combo and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD player. They were made by a company that I had not come across before, Runa. I felt that this must be some sort of unlicensed import, not so. Such things would not be out of place in that particular shop. I soon discovered that I was mistaken and that the apparently poor quality electronics were indeed licensed by Disney.
Of the TV/DVD Combo, Disney says:
Our 20” TV features digital tuner (ATSC), 181 channel memory, closed captioning, V-chip, on-screen display and 120-minute sleep timer. The DVD player supports CDR, CDRW, DVD+/RW playback, Picture CD. Features Dolby Digital, on-screen display, and default parental control. Also includes full-function remote control, headphone jack, A/V input jack on side and rear.
The Disney character is represented in these speakers by its 2 enormous ears (circles) that have become a trademark for Mickey along the years. The speakers are powered by USB and have an output sound power of 3W (1,5 per each speaker).